Ok, so for those of you who aren't all nursey-nerdy like I am: a bolus is like a set amount of fluids (usually normal saline) that we set the IV pumps to pump into a person really fast. The purpose of this is to raise a blood pressure, replace lost fluids, fix a fluid imbalance, etc. Anyways, the point of all this is to explain that you are about to receive and IV bolus about IV...here it comes!
IV is a very good car dog. She just curls up on the seat and goes to sleep. However, she doesn't like the window's rolled down (it's noisy and she was sleeping!), and whenever we slow down or stop she has to give me this look that says "Why on earth would you do that?" like she's a better driver than me or something. I also was able to rate how well I shifted based on if she just swayed or actually fell over whenever I shifted.
Oh. And she farts. And it's really nasty.
Overall, I would say the drive to Saskatoon and back was pretty boring for her. She really liked getting out of the car and seeing the countryside though. I think if I had let her she would have stood all day just sniffing a clump of grass wondering what on earth had been there (probably a deer?) And whenever we stopped for gas and I left her in the car she would act so excited when I came back for her...I believe she has some abandonment issues...she would sit up so happily on her side of the car and keep bopping her head over to be close to be...almost jumping into my lap but not quite...just trying to show me that she was glad I came back.
Then in Saskatoon she met my cousins and was loved by them and loved them back. She really likes kids...maybe they make her feel bigger? She went on lots of walks. Met my parents (who approve of her). Ate a piece of a broken snow saucer, pooped it out the next day. She really adjusted quite well to the adventure, but she was definitely really excited to be home and see all her people again.
Since her return home IV has taken up her throne and seems to think she runs the house. She managed to tear apart all of her toys, and had to go an entire 24 hour period before she got replacement toys...she almost lost her mind then and had to chew on feet, fingers, blankets, anything. She has since regained her sanity and has a collection of rawhide bones to devour and 2 new toys to chase.
She had another run in with some garbage apparently, and when I took her for a walk she was so bloated I thought her stomach would explode, and then she puked all over (outside thankfully!) and her stomach returned to its normal size.
She was up on the balcony and decided she could be a tightrope walker and tried out her balancing act on the eavestrough...gave the girls quite a scare when she looked like she was contemplating jumping down to greet Loreena. Luckily she was captured and missed out on her opportunity to see if she could fly...perhaps that is why she has suddenly taken up chasing birds...she's trying to get some pointers for next time...
Hmm...what else is there to share...I think this bolus is coming to an end. The pump is going to start it's annoying beeping soon, so I had better shut this down...but before I do that I suppose I should mention that right now, IV's sleeping *hopefully* in a kennel at the Humane Society's Vet Clinic so that in the morning she can be spayed. But she'll be back Friday night...a little sore...but happy that we didn't abandon her...I'm guessing. I hope she forgives me.
G'night all! (And by all...I just mean whoever [if anyone] reads this blog!)
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